Counting petals on the floor.

Counting petals on the floor. I will probably flood your dash with reblogs. For that, I apologize. But only a little.
Katie. Florida. 26. Complicated & Sarcastic.

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Reblogged from badwolfoswin

Schmidt. My love. I miss you.

Reblogged from thegreat-katsby

Schmidt. My love. I miss you.

"Yeah, ‘cause when you care about someone you do what’s best for them, even if it sucks for you."

"I have a broken penis. Don’t pretend to know my pain."

Reblogged from maliashale

Every conversation with Kevin. Ever LMAO

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Every conversation with Kevin. Ever LMAO

Reblogged from maliashale

KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNN

All day, Every day, baby boy.

Reblogged from peanutbutterfluff

All day, Every day, baby boy.

"Whatcha thinkin’, brown eyes? You wanna grab some brunch?"

Rather than posting 15 different text posts, I just compiled all of my favorite quotes from NEW GIRL tonight into one.

Nick: "This makes me hate things."

Winston: "Why do you start talking like a Native American when you get angry?"

Schmidt: "Sweatback?! You told Sweatback?!"

Schmidt: "S. S. V: Short. Simple…?"
Nick: "Vagina." 

Jess:”You’ve ALL thought about me while… self completing?!”

Schmidt: "I thought about bangs and your face just appeared beneath them." 

Jess: "DO NOT DRINK MY ALMOND MILK WHEN YOU SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT DRINKING SCHMIDT."

Cece: "I HAD to give it a try, Jess. I mean, that was the same hand that was inside Elmo."

Nick: “The ice roads are too dangerous. We’re gonna have to turn around, chief!”

Winston: "Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in apartment 4D."

Schmidt: "That was so good my pants just got tight, Nick."

Jess: "Guess what, you guys?! My shoes are filled with blood!"

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(Source: mareluna3001)

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STOP FREDO KISSING ME, SCHMIDT!

(Source: ceceschmidt)

I CAN GET A TETANUS SHOT, BUT I CAN’T CURE DAMAGED SUEDE.

Reblogged from russ-tovey

Schmidt’s lesson on ‘How to get the woman; Chapter 43’: Cheese talk

I was weeping.

STREET YOUTHS!

Reblogged from cohenchang-fabray

STREET YOUTHS!

(Source: ceceschmidt)

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