I will probably flood your dash with reblogs. For that, I apologize. But only a little.
Katie. Florida. 25. Complicated & Sarcastic.
Rather than posting 15 different text posts, I just compiled all of my favorite quotes from NEW GIRL tonight into one.
Nick: “This makes me hate things.”
Winston: “Why do you start talking like a Native American when you get angry?”
Schmidt: “Sweatback?! You told Sweatback?!”
Schmidt: “S. S. V: Short. Simple…?”
Jess:”You’ve ALL thought about me while… self completing?!”
Schmidt: “I thought about bangs and your face just appeared beneath them.”
Jess: “DO NOT DRINK MY ALMOND MILK WHEN YOU SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT DRINKING SCHMIDT.”
Cece: “I HAD to give it a try, Jess. I mean, that was the same hand that was inside Elmo.”
Nick: “The ice roads are too dangerous. We’re gonna have to turn around, chief!”
Winston: “Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in apartment 4D.”
Schmidt: “That was so good my pants just got tight, Nick.”
Jess: “Guess what, you guys?! My shoes are filled with blood!”